Saturday, June 27, 2009

Runway show

Well, I would post pictures from today's events, but you see, the chord to hook up my camera to the computer is in my suitcase. And my suitcase, you see, is in Manchester. However: I will give a little outline and post pictures whenever I get my suitcase (it took about five days last time.) 

First, I saw Frederic today! Some of you might remember this same Frederic from his foray into Auburn last January. We met up briefly for foie gras and champagne at a cafe near his apartment and did some very fast catching up, plus he brought me a magical chord to recharge my phone and replace my broken one. It was so great to see him again!  

Then I ran away to Ungaro to see everyone again, and we left for the defile, pronounced day-fee-lay, not to be confused with its English cognate. This took place at the tres class Hotel Bristol. So I checked, and a regular room is 750 euros ($1042), and the presidential suite is 9,300 euros ($12,930). Yes, a night. 

I thought I would be watching it, but I was definitely helping instead! It was fun. First we did lots of scurrying to make sure that the racks had all the pieces of the outfits that corresponded to the pictures of the outfits of what each model was supposed to wear. After much discussion of socks and tights and hats and such, we started (about 45 minutes late.) I was dressing a model from China named Xin. The models are all about 6 1/2 feet tall with their shoes on. (I will post pictures of them when I can.) I felt very short even though I was wearing heels. Once the show started, it was madness: as soon as your model got back, you had to almost literally rip her clothes off and re-dress her in a matter of seconds. It took two to three people per model, because we would have to take off the heels (which have a tiny buckle,) take off the black tights, put on the pink tights, and re-buckle the shoes, plus zip up the super-tight zipper (newsflash! the models can't breathe in these tight dresses, either!!) There was much barking of orders and much yelling of, au secours! (help!)

Unfortunately I didn't get any tea at the High Fashion Tea, but it was fun nonetheless. 

Worth mentioning

Oh, and I forgot to mention that David Graham and I saw something interesting on the side of the road when he was taking me to the airport.... a broken down hearse. There was no one inside. At least, not in the driver's seat. 

Arrival. Of sorts.

After maaany problems... I am here. A little sampling of the drama: first plane was late, missed connection flight, Delta lost bags, train ticket line took 45 minutes, first ATM I tried wouldn't give me any money (so for a while I only had 5 euros to my name,) couldn't find a place to sell me a French SIM card for my phone, finally did, only to discover that my Motorolla European cell phone charger doesn't work, so my phone is dead, so I can't call Delta with my new phone number so they can get my bags to me. BUT! I'm here! More details to come. 

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Les soldes

Guess what starts today?? SALES! You see, in France, you can't just mark down merchandise to get rid of it whenever you need to make room for new stuff. You must wait for the bi-annual, government-mandated, six-week long sales period.

People have been busy doing "repérage," or scouting missions, for weeks, and know exactly what they want... somewhat akin to our Black Friday, except that it happens twice a year and goes on for six weeks each time. (The picture above says "On your mark... get set... SALES!!")

Even Ungaro wear will be going on sale. I will put up some examples of clothes and their mark-down prices when I arrive. I'm leaving out of Atlanta at 7:30 tonight for le grand voyage!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Contented Sigh.

I feel it necessary to announce that while the current temperature in Auburn is 93 degrees, (and for those of you who are not Hayes Brown and who believe in the heat index, it feels like 101,) while the forecasts for Paris are highs in the lower 70s, lows in the upper 50s. I'm just sayin'.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Fashion High Tea

I've been asked to help with Ungaro's defile, (fashion show,) on June 28. It will go down at the Hotel Bristol, (http://www.hotel-bristol.com/default.htm,) pictured above. Upon googling this event, I found that it is a Fashion High Tea, which apparently means that people come and pay $55 for hot water and leaves. (http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/daily/080528-emanuel-ungaro-at-hotel-le-bristol-.aspx).

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Post the First


As you may or may not know, on July 25th, I will be making a foray across the Atlantic to the City Of Lights. Anecdotes are sure to abound. If you care to follow them, they will be archived here.

*A special shout-out to the former patrons of Adventures in Yankeeland by E. A. Mills, a series which inspired the title of this blog. I doubt I will be as witty, but I hope you enjoy.